DOSHI DAYS
Considerable effort, time needed to pick PTA leader
By DAVID GILLESPIE
* This essay column is written by a longtime foreign
resident of Japan.
There are nine of us, eight men and one woman, in the
spacious room. There's plenty of food, snacks and
beer on the table before us, but there are long uncomfortable silences lasting several minutes. Although we
are seated on cushions, this isn't a zazen meditation session. We are waiting for someone to crack and confess to a
willingness to become the next junior high-school PTA
chairman for the Zennoki area in which we live.
While I understand that the "man" in "chairman" isn't
masculine, in traditional Doshi Village we're not seeking a
chairperson or chairwoman. It's a male that's needed to fill the top position
for the new school year.
Toki-san -- wife of my
friend Takaaki-san, proprietor of the Mizu-no-
Moto guesthouse in which
we are assembled -- is the
outgoing vice chairman.
She is accompanied by
three of the previous committee members, so that leaves
me and four other men in contention for the onerous,
time-consuming position of chairman.
I am out of the running because of my limited Japanese
ability. There are some jokes about me volunteering and
giving all the speeches in English, but it's not a realistic
possibility as there's more involved than speech-making.
My good friend Ginju-san, Takaaki-san's cousin, and Mitsumoto-san have been office-holders several times and are
not being considered.
Ginju-san hints that it might be good for a young person
to become chairman and gain some experience. The comments are directed at Masaharu-san, 36, but he shrugs off
this idea. That's acceptable this time because everyone
knows it's Hisanii-san's turn to become chairman. However, to say that he's playing hard to get would be an understatement: He obviously has no intention of acknowledging this fact -- or of taking on the job. Hence the long silences during which Hisanii-san is presumably intended to
reflect on the errors of his selfish ways then submit to the
popular consensus.
We're obviously getting nowhere, and it has taken us
four hours to get there, so we decide to meet again in four
days' time. That's one week before the deadline to submit
the names of the new chairman and committee members
to the school, so the pressure is mounting. I can recall it
taking four get-togethers to achieve a similar purpose on a
previous occasion, so there's no guarantee that we'll be
successful the next time.
Talk about waiting to the last minute: I was walking to
Mizu-no-Moto for the meeting when Ginju-san intercepts
me outside his house to tell me it has been canceled as Masaharu-san has caught the flu.
A week later, the rain was pouring down as if in a typhoon. Inside Mizu-no-Moto, in the eye of the storm, all's
quiet on the volunteering front. Masaharu-san, suffering
from hay fever, feels it would be too much of a step up for
him to become chairman without having held an intermediate position. Hisanii-san confesses he's not interested
and advances no real excuses, but we know public speaking is not his strong point.
Acting as elder statesman, Mitsumoto-san asks if Ginju-
san wouldn't take on the task. Citing health concerns, Ginju-san agrees reluctantly to do so if the results of an upcoming extensive check-up are positive. We break out the
beer to celebrate this breakthrough.
In obvious good health, a month later Ginju-san eats
lunch with me in the Kiss Me restaurant, scene of the party
following the first PTA meeting of the school year, which
he chaired most effectively. We watch the Doshi River
flowing below and admire the flowers on the far bank. The
proprietress takes our order and thanks Ginju-san for
choosing her establishment for the function held the day
before. He recounts the trials and tribulations leading to
his selection while I barely manage to restrain myself from
asking who chose the restaurant's name.
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at jtweekly@japantimes.co.jp .
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